I’m bout that life
Japanese Spider-Man defeated a truck.
I made a Mobile Slut Goddamn
I am missing three (3) wolves. Please return them immediately.
I’m ready to admit I have a problem
I did it again
Hey come find me, I’ll be in front of the Decemberists song
If you click the ‘read more’ button you will see a short story I wrote for a thing. I’m calling it a ‘thing’ not because I’m dismissing it, or unable to ascertain and fully describe what it is, but because I’ve been instructed that until its release, it’s top secret. Hopefully it’s cool to share this, and I won’t be hunted down, pulled out of the Coinstar machine I live in, and taken to the secret government prisons that are beneath every Radio Shack (Jail Shack).
A) The world before Pete Toms wrote this story
B) The world after